Mainstream Media Circus

This is a segment of the John Gunter Show (which doesn't exist and everything here on out is fictional, well maybe)

Studio 8, Los Angeles CA...

"We're back folks from another very educational and informative commercial break, where ultra rich corporations beg use for our money in our own homes. Here's the thing, if there was a homeless beggar outside their offices, they'd have them kicked out and they're the ones who really need the money. Anyway, tonight I want to shine a light on the mainstream media and their ridiculous circus that they perform. You all know you go to Fox News for complaints about our current president, MSNBC for compliments about him, and CNN to find out what designer clothes he and Michelle choose to wear."

"I personally think that this is bogus, absolutely positively *beep*ing bogus. It's insane and it is making us all insane. Both MSNBC and Fox News are running hate campaigns 100% percent of the time as if we didn't get enough of it during the election year. Why...why...why do we allow this to go on? It just gives me a *beep*ing headache so I am using tonight to point this out. Look at the so called Obamacare, none of the news networks can give you a shred of evidence as to the fact if it really works or doesn't because each one discredits the other. There is so much division in our politics, it reminds me of the second *beep*ing grade. Am I right? It is all because of the mainstream media, and Fox News likes to say it is not a part of it when they are all over the radios and most of the conservatives tune into it. They make it seem like they are staging some kind of intellectual revolution because their country is being stolen from them by our societies right to vote."

"MSNBC acts as if they are the anointed ones, the only true news network. They are all a bunch of idiots if you ask me. I suggest we all turn off our televisions and do something productive like I don't know, spend time with our families or go out and exercise or how we can change this world and make it a better place. *Beep*! How stupid can we be people? How much longer are we going to allow for stupidity to run our lives? They say you can't fix stupid, if that is the case what the Hell are we living for people? I want you all to write your congressmen and women and just write down, "You're *beep*ing stupid." Can we do that? I'd like to see what those *beep*holes would do during their day after they get that fortune cookie message. Let's go to another waste of time, aka commercial break...."